It all started when she had this guy over to her
house that she had a crush on. He
sat on their couch the whole evening. After he had laft,
she made sure no one was looking and then she took a whif
of the couch (where his butt was) to see what he
like!
"Who the FUCK are you
and what the FUCK are you doing here?" I
thundered
at him. He had the seat of my jeans pressed to his nose
which
he dropped at the sound of my voice.
I work as a shop assistant. It is an old fashioned shopwith a very high counter which allows the
customer to only see you from the waist up. I am female and,
yes, I too am into ass ,
particularly the beautiful ass belonging to to male colleague who works alongside. Sometimes
when we are not busy I will kneel behind him when he is
serving a customer and his ass. He
loves this and will facilitate my nose by leaning foreward on the counter. he wears
tight faded
denim jeans which give off a lovely ass odour.
Kneeling behind him with my nose pressed into the
denim ass crack I will usually fondle his cock as well.
Sometimes I may even crawl in front so as
to take his cock into my mouth and suck it until he comes.
That's lovely, but not as nice as
his ass.
love sittng down for
awhile I the seat when they get up its so warm and it
like butt. Do any girls like this . i love
a girl ass. i love burying
my face in butts, i can shoot a gallon of cum
just thinking about a girl wearing skin tight pants sitting in a chair
and her catching me the seat when she gets up and making
me
her ass, please tell me in
detail if you have experiences
dahmer is apparantly
the ass of his pants. this scares me for several
reasons. This means that he hasn't done laundry in a while and needs to see if
his pants ass bad enough to wear out to a nice
restaurant
When
I was about 15 years old, my cousins would all come and sleep over my house. I
don't know how it came about, but somehow, we started this habit of farting in this
metal fold-up chair that I have in my room. Sometimes we would keep our pants
on, and sometimes we would pull our underwear down and rip a ripe fart right onto
the chair from our bare asses. (We called those "raw farts".)
Well anyway, after we would fart, we would smell the chair
that we had just farted in, and
have the others to smell it too. We
would just crack up listening to each other fart and seeing
who's smelled the worst.
And sometimes I would sit behind the chair, on my knees and wait for one of my
cousins to pull their undies down and rip a fart into the
chair, while i kneeled behind them and watched and smelled at the
same time. A couple of times, one of them would fart in the
chair and feel a turd come out and run to the
bathroom, laughing. They thought it was all a joke, but it really got me hard
each time. Little did they know, I would sniff their hot farters once they were asleep. Boy,
was that a nice smell. After farting all night,
there butts were nice and funky. My favorite would always be my 12 year old
cousin's. I would sniff his butt
through his briefs, which usually had light skid marks in
them, probably from all the farting. It was
always a ripe, sweet smell like
sweaty half-wiped ass. Ahh, I wish I could go back to
those days.
Sure! I used to do that all the time and still do
sometimes. My cousins Lee, Ronnie, and Charlie used to sleep over all the time.
Before we went to bed, if they were in the bathroom, I would slip over and
their
Suddenly
a pager started going off. "Shit." Jennifer said. She turned and
crawled between the car seats to find the thing and turn it off. It was then
that I noticed that due to her compromising position, her beautiful, SEXY ass
was RIGHT IN MY FACE! I felt myself gush with wetness. I closed my eyes and bit
my lip as I tried to ignore what I was seeing, but soon my nasty side got the
better of me. Before I knew what I was doing, my nose was dangerously close to
nuzzling Jennifer's ass. I sniffed softly to
try and get a whiff of her...
but I wasn't close enough. I moved a little closer, when suddenly, she found
the pager, started to come back, and bumped her ass right into my face! I
almost died.
"Oh..."
Jennifer excused herself, "Sorry... didn't see you there..." She
seemed a little curious as to why my face had been in her ass, but by no means
upset. I was mortified, and I turned bright red. A smile curled the corners of
Jennifer's mouth. "Uhh..." she grinned,
"What were you doing?"
"Nothing!" I tried to sound
convincing, but didn't do too good of a job, "I was just
stretching..." Stretching?!? What was I, an idiot?
my cousin is hot
and she always flaunts her ass in front of me and
my brother. we are living with my Mom's cousin right now. as everyone
was sleeping on
the floor last night, I sort of put my head down be
her butt. everyone was asleep so I moved my head closer and she was
curled up with a
pillow between her legs. I stuck my nose in her butt
and
a nice . it was a little musky and
stinky but
good. I was loving it and she had her ass staring right at me. I
her for about a
half hour, it was great. should I tell her???
love sittng down for
awhile I the seat when they get up its so warm and it
like butt. Do any girls like this . i love
a girl ass. i love burying
my face in butts, i can shoot a gallon of cum
just thinking about a girl wearing skin tight pants sitting in a chair
and her catching me the seat when she gets up and making
me
her ass, please tell me in
detail if you have experiences
I was about 13 at the time, and his friend, Tommy,
was about 11. He was
staying the
night one time and I remember always trying to go into a room
after
he was just in there to try to The three
of
us had been playing a board game in our kitchen for about an hour when the
two
of them decided to go out and watch TV in the living room. My folks were
out
there as well. To my delight, they both
quickly got up and raced into
the
other room and that left their seats exposed and fresh (if you know what
I mean). I
quickly fell to the floor in front of Tommys
seat and pressed my
nose
to the seat. It was made of that fake
leather material and held here
scent
very nicely. Feeling the heat on my face
as totally awesome...I mean
he
was JUST sitting right there. So I
inhaled and....WOW....I could really
poo. I was thinking
that he must have a smelly butt,
right
now. It made me very excited. Later that night, after everyone had
changed
into their PJ's, I snuck back into my brother's room
to see if I might
find...ahem...anything
to I got VERY excited when I saw Tommy's
upturned undies still rolled into his jeans (I could tell they were
his
because
I knew my brother had not been wearing jeans).
Quickly i kneeled on
the
floor near them. I didn't want to touch
them because i was afraid
someone
would guess I had been in there if they were even slightly moved. As
i
got closer I almost came right then.
Right in the middle of his undies was a 1 inch
long, but very thin and faint, brown streak.
I pressed my nose
to
them...poo. Omigod!! It was a scent I
will
never forget.
I was just thinking about a time when I used to
other
guys chairs in my class. I was in 8th
grade and i would bend over
the
chair like I was picking up something or tieing my
shoe and
the
seat. I also used to skip P.E. and go to the locker room. I would
find
the lockers that were open and dig through their shorts and
them. It would only be a kid who I thought was cute, but it was fun
When I was 14 years old I was sexualy
confused and I'm ashamed to say my older sister's ass really turned me on.
Anyhow I've been obssesed with female
for as long as I remember and one day my sister had really bad wind. She kept
blowing off and I was becoming very excited and aroused so I came up with an
idea. I left the living room and waited for her to
again, when she did I re-entered and told her our
mother was calling her from upstairs. She left the room and I quickly shut the
door and went to where she had been sitting on the sofa. I buried my nose in to
the warm material and inhaled deeply. The was unbelievable, it was strong and smelt like bad eggs. I knew
what I was doing was dirty and wrong but that made it all the more exciting. I
continued to all the rank odour
from the sofa for about a minute when I heard the
door opening. I quickly got up and sat down staring straight
ahead. My sister questioned me as to why I told her our mother was calling her
and noticed my face was red and I was acting embarrased.
She knew I was up to something but thank god she never found out the truth.
Slater exclaims, “but what
I really want to is your ass. I want to see if your bum
stinks from the you let go earlier and then I want
you to into my face.”
l
begin by telling you guys that my infatuation with my best friend's backside
became apparent to me during our freshman year in high school. Greg was very
petite then, maybe 5'7", 115lbs, and probably a 28 inch waist. I sat
behind him in our math class. One day he was leaning forward to talk to this
kid in front of him, he was sitting on his knees on his chair, and when he
leaned forward he had his ass arched out right in my face. Wow, a blind man
could have seen it, it was so close to me. That's when
it happened, I'd never noticed it before, but something was stirring in me like
it never had. He was wearing his
The masturbation episodes began promptly at
I blew my load in about 90 seconds. In my mind, my face was pressed up against
the faded denim of his ass, my nose directly in contact with the middle seam.
From the corner of my eyes I could make out the little red
FAV
When i was about fourteen years of
age I fancied the ass off a lovely Spanish girl who was a student in our house. She was
about twenty and she had the greaterst ass I ever
saw. I couldn't kep my eyes off it, particularly when
she was wearing her skintight faded denim jeans.
On the night before she went home she went out with her friends for a few
farewell drinks and came home pissed. She told me she had a present for me in
her bedroom and i went upstairs with her to get it.
But she wwas so drunk she fell face down on the bed
and went into a deep sleep. I was awestruck just looking at her beautiful ass
in those faded denim jeans. I knelt beside the bed and began to rub her ass
which was really soft. I then eased my face into her ass and smelled her jeans ckeeks. The smell was a huge
turn on
my brothers hot girlfriend and i were siting on a couch for 3
hour tailkin and
stuff then she left, i then instanly
dove into the excat place her ass was....MAAAAAAAAAN
it smelt good pure fart smell left,it lasted aleast a minute as
i sniffed all
up .
i knew it was pure fart beacuse it had a hint of steak which we had for dinner
a few hours ago. chicks seem to have the ability to
hide there stinky farts
by pressing there ass firmly to a seat
i swear, she must have pumped five farts worth into
that cusion..
man it smelt good.
My 17 YO sis in law stayed at our house last night.
Very late I snuck into
her
room. It was warm so she was sleeping on top of the covers in a T shirt
and
panties. She was on her belly so I went over to try and
After getting a good
of her ripe butt. I backed away and began jerking
off.
While my boyfriend and I were making out last night
we both had our fingers in each other's butts when we still had our underpants
on. Later, when we were making love, I saw that after he kissed me he was
turning his head and taking a wiff of our stink fingers and our
orgasms were tremendous!
I used to do it to a female friend of mine. I
really fancied her and
used
to fantasise about her the whole time(and sometimes
still do).
Every Sunday night she'd call in and we'd watch tv or something. She'd
stay
a few hours and after she went home I'd put my nose right up to the
cushiion
where she had been sitting trying to
with
my face in the cushion, inhaling deeply I'd jack off there and
then.
Her ass smelt beautiful and I used to dream of actually putting my
nose
to her ass and
I live in the
of a stinky butt and try to I have waited
for
others to get off their chair and have
finding
some shit to
Who as a child (if ever) played with
their
friends? Anyone can respond. Same sex?
Opposite?
I did with the opposite sex. It is really
strange
how these early habits can turn into what
they
are now!
I was just thinking about a time when I used to
I was in 8th grade and i would bend over the
chair like I was picking up something or tieing my
shoe and the seat.
It would only be a kid who I thought was cute
I remember one time i was
realy wanting my friend to come over and stay
the
night cuz i wanted to
his ass. I was about 12 and realy getting into it for
the first time. He came over and we both fell asleep. i remember waking up and pulling the covers off of
his ass and putting my nose down there. I was scared he was gonna
wake up, but he didnt and I continued to
it.
everytime
I see a goodlooking guy anymore, I think "how
does his ass , how would his
Seems like everytime I
see a goodlooking man anymore, I think about how good
his
ass would
He brought his worn jeans up to his nose and
When I was about 15.
There was this girl in our neighborhood. An excellent looking
blond with a nice butt. We were getting into a friends car to give her a
ride home. She had to climb over me to get in the middle in the front seat.
I got the best poo! I
will never forget that one
..when he got up to go to
the bathroom, I went over and the seat where
his
ass had been.
I dream of your wearing those skin tight pants, and
whenever you get up from a seat, I it so I can get a
of your butt
She was 17 or so. I didn't want to sleep by myself
in the living room because I would rather
sleep
in her bed (she had a waterbed). She told me I could sleep in her bed but she
was sleeping
there
too, so I'd have to deal with it. Um, fine by me. So I watched her as she got
into bed and rolled
over
towards me and said, "Just don't pee my bed or anything." With that,
she turned around and fell
asleep,
at least I think she did. So I waited until I could hear that really steady
breathing, knowing she
was
asleep. I started to masturbate very quietly, hoping not to wake her up. I
guess towards the end
of
my little session I heard a really cute sounding
best
of all, her ass was totally near my face! I jumped at this opportunity, and
knowing that she was
sleeping,
I put my nose in her ass immediately and started to
that
one actually
trying
to savor the aftermath of it, and she woke up.
"Zibs, why are you my butt?" She said it
almost like she didn't care. Then she asked me
more,
"Um, are you masturbating?"
I can relate because when I was a young boy, my
older sister (only by two years) would have slumber parties and I would wait
till they all fell asleep and then sneak into the front room and
still
remember those great LOL.
God I wish I could have had the balls to do what you did!! Do you recall what
kind of panties you would their butts
through?
It wasn't too hard once they were all asleep, since
they had all been up very late to begin with. Most of them had on pajamas, but
those that didn't, fell asleep in their panties only and it was in the summer
so the covers were off of them thru the night. The ones I
My first real experience was with my cousin
(same age as me). We were
about 16 and we were
very
close. One day we were just sort of wrestling
around
and I accidentally got my nose by her
butt.
I knew that
because it was the same as my underwear.
The
I have been masturbating while
on my fingers since i was 8. Ive
never been able to think of a
sexier i also wander around,
at work, in the malls,etc,
watching
people, imagining what their butts would
Ive
even watched people in public, after i'd sneaked my
finger in my
butt
and pretended i was their butt ,
WOW, what a turn
on!!!!!!
I love panty covered asses. One time at my
friends whie he was taking a shower I went to go see
what
his hot 25 year old sister was doing and she was
sleeping
on her side rolled up like a ball so got on my
knees
and put my nose up to her butt and took a good
,
it good..and another time I was
at
my
friends house and she was looking for something under her
bed
on her knees her whole body was under the bed except
for
her ass and it was high in the air so I took a
I sat on the edge of Chris's bed, and lowered my
nose to his crack. I
just
loved the I ran the tip of my nose
back
and forth a couple times
Moving to the back of the briefs, he found a faint
trace
of
brown; eagerly, he put his nose against it and took a good long
.
He imagined putting his nose to Scott's butt and
You told Mike Timbol that
you like to the seats of the chairs in your
university
computer center after everyone has gone home.
I was horny as hell (as usual). Usually I would just jerk off to a pair
of
my roommates underwear. He wears briefs
and they SOOOOO good.
Sometimes I can
ass
sits all day...
My face is directly opposite his denim-clad butt.
Without hesitation, I press forward and wiggle my
nose up and down the
crease
of his ass. Oh wow, his butt probably ain't too clean
either.
It's so slight that I can't be sure, but I think I detect a hint of
shit-stink.....
A friend and I who have worked out for along time
are both into
asses,
especially those that are unwiped. We got into this
by accident when
playing
touch football and ended up with our noses in each other's butt cracks
The sweat pants really turned us on so we decided
that since we got so hot
we
wouldn't wipe for a few days and wear jocks only under our jeans and
dockers.
This also extended to speedos and all varieties of skidmarked pants.
Wonder if there are other guys out there into this
and if going wipeless and
skidmarking
your pants turns you on?
Ive
had one or two exp of sneaking a butt
knowing.
My older sisters boyfriend came for a visit once when i was 12,
he
and a friend were playing games on the lawn, it was a hot summers
day,
i can remember perving
about his butt and what it like
under
his shorts. They all decided to go for a swim and the guys changed
into
swimming trunks right in my bedroom, i couldnt believe my luck,
after
they left i locked myself in mt
bedroom and found their
underpants.
My sisters boyfriends was the funkiest, it had a nice
on it, and started
pussy,
i even rubbed the sexy brown mark on my pussy and had
an orgasm
that
way.
My sister is a heavy sleeper. Last night I snuck
into her room for a
I remember when I was around 17 to 18 my friend and
I would play tennis together. I would drive us to the club. Anyways after
finishing our matches, we would leave, we didn't shower there (not sure if we
were embarassed about our bodies or what the reason
was) anyways still hot, sticky and smelly, we would get into my car so I could
take him home. Once I dropped him off at his house I would quickly return home
(only lived about 8 houses down from him) My car had a
cloth interior which would soak up sweat and any butt
left from my buddy. So as I pulled into the garage I would lean over to
the seat where my friend had sat. NICE! Musky scent, a little damp from his
sweat.
I remember doing this a couple of times, Once to my surprise as I was apparantly cut a
right before getting out (it was still potent)I
extra long on that day trying to get out every little molecule of his butt
scent. I remember thinking to myself "what the hell am I doing
a car seat where my buddy had just planted his ass after a hot steamy tennis
match only to ... and here I am with my face burried in the burgundy velour bench seat inhaling
deeply???? Exactly... having the time of my life! I've done this a couple other
times with friends, my nephew and his friends... if you can't get em to sit on your face I suppose this will hafta do!?
Following his ass up the stairs, I would silently
I definitely remember wrestling around with cousins
and stuff and trying somehow to catch a We were about 9
or 10, I was sleeping over and we were trying to do the "blue flame"
thing....where kids light their in the dark. What we would do was turn out the lights,
hold a match to each others butts, and cut a . Well, what we would do would be, in our tight
white underwear, is bend over on our hands and knees
and try to while the other kept a match lit
right near our buttcracks. With the lights out, and him trying to
strain, I would press my nose close and . I could totally
the strong, probably-shit-earlier odor of his ass. Of course, I would usually blow the match out
just before he (and had my face maybe 5 inches away)
so I could it all.
It was usually pretty nasty!! I also used to sleep with a another cousin on summer vacations and would sneak
of his butt while he slept. It was a
constant turn on.
Another thing that kind of turns me on too is to
have others
I usedto wrestle around with
another buddy of mine, back when I was 10 or 11 or so, and we used to try to facesit the other.
We were clothed so the my butt.
wasnt
that nasty, but we would always say things like "
A friend of the families would also stay over alot. They had a
kid who was
about
3 years younger than me and I would always make him
play
with me...he would want to hang out and I would say things. I remember
saying
this RIGHT to his face, and watching hims say he
would ..."OK, if you
want
to play Atari with me, you have to
he
actually got on his knees behind me and
butt
seam. And it did not
pretty that day, I can assure you. Its funny,
then
we would play and act like it didn't even happen. I made him my
butt
many times...probably 2 dozen or so!
All I could think about was getting my nose up
against that denim ass and
away.
One time I had my nose deeply buried in between the
girls curvy ass cheeks,
clad
in her jeans, and I could backscent of old poop..
My boyfriend is coming to bed soon, and I just know
I'm going to be able to
his bottom....I had a sly
and
I'm getting sticky thinking of how I'm going to slide down under the
duvet
when he's asleep and inhale his delicious aroma....unwashed arse,
you
can't
beat it...
I turned my nose down into the cotton that had
pushed up into the crack of
her
ass, and in spite of my self, took a deep breath. "How does it
she
giggled in a mock teasing tone, "Does it
dirty?"
When I see a boy ridin
his bike around town I follow him. Then I wait
for
him to get off his bike and go play or something. Then I run up and
take
a good
My Date's Butt Tonight!
My girlfriend loves to
sort
of turns me on
"What the fuck are you doing, ya big fag?" "I -- I dropped my glasses on the
floor,
and I --" "Bullshit," he whispered, "you had your nose
jammed in my
ass.
What the fuck is that all about?"
"Caught ya!" he
said, grabbing them from behind my back when I
tired
in vain to hide them. He teased, "You'll be nose-divin'
my
bicycle seat next, I expect."
One day my little sister was getting ready to go
out with her friend Megan.
They were all planning on meeting up with some of
their guy friends. Natalie
is
very immature for her age and will do almost anything that people tell her
to.
So Megan asked Natalie to
to
at first. But Megan convincingly said,but
I don't want my butt to stink
for
the guys. Convinced, Natalie leaned over to
she
did, Megan let out a huge
I got the idea! So I slipped over, stuck my
nose
where
his butt had been, and was REWARDED with the scent of his funky ass
after
working all day BOTTOM!!!
I longed to be the one with Kelly's ass in my face.
For days after that
incident,
it was all I could concentrate on, and one time, I managed to get
behind
Kelly between classes, following him up the stairs. His ass was inches
from
my face as I was pushed by the rush of students behind me and I tried to
at it.
I dreamed of One time as a joke I stuck my hand on the seat
as one of my girlfriends sat in my car. Her skirt was very short so when she
sat down she put her panty-covered ass right on my hand ... we laughed and I
pulled my hand out. But when she wasnt looking I
my hand.
I would love to
kneel behind you and i like to stick my nose in a girl's wedgie after she wore her panties
all day and is
stinky.
my sister and her
friend slept in the Den last weekend and I
each of their
butts while they slept on their sides
would love to have
boys jeans to
i
like to have the boy and the butt .
I went to summer camp and took a cute boys jeans and I them every night
AS KIDS ME AND
MY COUSIN MIKE WOULD
THE OF ASS AND .I
ESPECIALLY LIKED THE ON THE SEAT OF THE CHAIR HIS FATHER,WHO
IS MY UNCLE TOM,WAS
SITTING IN.IT WAS THE SMELLIEST SEAT ALWAY.MY UNCLE WAS VERY GOODLOOKIN
,A REAL MANS
MAN.WELL SOMETHINGS NEVER CHANGE,I STILL /
SEATS.KITCHEN CHAIRS,CAR
SEATS,PUBLIC
SEATS,TRAIN/BUS SEATS,ETC.DID OR DOES ANY GUYS OUT THERE DO THIS TOO?I LOVE ASS
AND
!
I've been boysmell
on the seat of my Levi's
"Shit,
Jamie... your brother gave me a wedgie with his
nose" and I saw her dig into her ass and pull the cotton material that was
lodged up in her ass crack. She then held her hands to her nose,
I heard her breath in... ..
"Damn my ass bad, Here....
why dont you take a and let me know what
you think
I couldn't help
it. you were sleeping on the couch with your butt
facing me and i knew your panties were stinky. I had to stick my nose
firmly up your butt and take a can I it again?
Seeing those pics does bring to mind something I used to do as a small
boy. When I was 3 or 4 years old, I had this big stuffed bear that I played
with. I was already into watching wrestling on t.v.,
so I would wrestle this bear sometimes in my underwear, cause
I wanted to be in trunks like the t.v. wrestlers. The
bear was as big as I was, so it was like wrestling around with another kid.
This bear had a pointed nose, so when I put it in a headscissors,
it's nose inserted between my butt cheeks. I finally
stumbled onto the idea of sitting on it and scooting up on the bear's face and
sitting down. The nose REALLY went between my butt cheeks that time. I sat on
it and wiggled and squirmed around for several minutes. I got off the bear's
face and it's nose. I could
the shit from my butt. I got the first little boner I can
remember and rubbed off on the bears face. The bear was my wrestling buddy from
then until I was 5 years old, when I had to take my first smelly
Whatever possesed me to sit on it and
it when I got off of it still makes me wonder to this day. I grew up in the
time period when everybody had those plastic slip covers that you put on your
furniture. How tacky, but boy did they catch the butt scents!!! At five, I was
always trying to them when people got up from them. I
also loved the way that it took a long time for the air to escape from the
cushions covered in the plastic cause you could see the impression of the
person's butt on them. I still like the noise of air gushing in and out when
someone sits on a leather or vinyl cushion. I imagine my face as the seat